We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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