No stitches, just platelets and will power
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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