fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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