he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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