I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
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We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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