my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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