The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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