...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Mom said you looked used
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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