If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
operation have a gay friend backfired
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Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
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He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
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