Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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