hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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