Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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