He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
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