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I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
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Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
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I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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