Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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