"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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