on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Fuck appropriateness.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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