Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
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Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
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you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
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