I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
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I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
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Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
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