We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
We named our party play list daddy issues
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
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Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
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bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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