talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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