Whats the count minus fat chicks?
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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