CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
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He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
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Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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