If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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