idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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