I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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