scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
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I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT