I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
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let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
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Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
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