I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
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do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
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Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake