I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
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