My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i will never coherently bang her
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Randomize
