Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
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That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
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Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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