Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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