Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
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i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
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Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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