Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
it glows. i had to have it.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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