You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Randomize
