He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
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I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
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He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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