No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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