I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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