Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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