I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
