I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
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How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
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Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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