So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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