It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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