Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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