The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
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Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
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There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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