I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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