when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
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There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
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A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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