I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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