If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
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Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
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Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..