I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
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I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
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literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.