We won't sleep together?
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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