oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
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