I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
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Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
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I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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