And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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