I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
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I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
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I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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